messigoku:

translatingpostsinfrench:

translatingpostsinfrench:

translatingpostsinfrench:

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

eh bah

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

cornedbeefhashtags:

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

calebwittebane:

the-frightening-ghoul-jr:

the-frightening-ghoul:

calebwittebane:

the-frightening-ghoul:

calebwittebane:

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

innerchildabortionclinic:

innerchildabortionclinic:

objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is “alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines”. birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window

very true. just fact checked this and there are many pictures of birds covered in oil.

argumate:

thedevilsrain:

every single translator: get his ass

Hungarian translator: I’m on it

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

peter-aaa:

jakegyllenhaals:

Anne Hathaway + The Thing
OCEAN’S 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross

aemelia:

MORGANA @merlinbingo | 1. Tumblr post, inanotherunivrse / 2. Sisters, Elizabeth Fishel / 3. Elektra, Anne Carson / 4. The World at its Beginning, Dustin Pearson / 5. Unknown / 6. Ariadne, Jennifer Saint / 7. Comment by Nilo / 8. Tumblr post, maykitz / 9. Antigonick, Anne Carson / 10. Workingman’s Blues #2, Bob Dylan / 11. After Abel, Dante Émile / 12. Unknown / 13. My Sister’s Keeper, Jodi Picoult / 14. Antigone, Sophocles / 15. Infinite Gradation, Anne Michaels / 16. Ariadne and Minos, author unknown / 17. Killing Flies, Michael Dickman.

avidreaderffn:

knightofleo:

He was done and then he just. Kept. Going.

bitchi4mwillywonka:

dont worry, i’ll be hot and funny again as soon as i’m done fighting for my life right now

depsidase:

shetheyslain:

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

vasira96:

i was having a conversation with my friend about my new apartment and i told her “i would trade air conditioning for a dishwasher” and she looked stunned, and so now i’m curious about y'alls preference

would you rather have

a dishwasher

air conditioning/hvac

i have no stakes in this matter (results)